The Return of Daddy Trump: Submission, Chaos, and the Convulsions of a Dying Democracy
A recent article extolling Trump doing what he said he would do to a chorus of boot-licking Neanderthals would have you believe that the second coming of Donald J. Trump is a moment of national redemption — a grand, triumphant restoration of a leader who was cruelly taken from his adoring subjects.
They’re practically shaking with excitement, squealing in submissive delight as their beloved Daddy Trump takes his rightful place back on the throne.
Because, let’s be honest: this isn’t politics — it’s a fetish. It’s a twisted authoritarian BDSM fantasy where his most devoted followers kneel, eyes wide in ecstatic obedience, begging to be ruled by their bloated, incoherent messiah. They don’t want democracy. They want submission. They crave a leader who will punish the people they hate, crush the institutions that restrain him, and let them bask in the vicarious thrill of his brute-force tantrums.
So, let’s take their breathless, sycophantic nonsense and dismantle it with the ridicule it deserves.
“We finally have a leader again!”
Oh, sure. Because what America really needed was a shameless conman back in power — one who throws ketchup-drenched fits, fires people for insufficient bootlicking, and governs by whatever deranged conspiracy theory Steve Bannon whispers in his ear last.
The previous administration, for all its faults, at least attempted to govern competently. They restored international credibility, stabilized the economy, and managed to function without requiring daily interventions from aides trying to prevent a nuclear crisis.
But to Trump’s cultists? None of that matters. Because their dear leader is BACK, and they can finally grovel at his feet again, blissfully freed from the burdens of independent thought.
“There’s no question who’s in charge now.”
That’s absolutely true. No question at all.
• The same man-child who spent half his presidency rage-tweeting at late-night comedians?
• The same petty despot whose own staff had to hide documents from him because he’d sign anything put in front of him like a confused toddler in a high chair?
• The same blowhard who tried to bully Ukraine into investigating his political opponents — then acted shocked when he got impeached for it?
Oh yes, he’s in charge now — which means it’s only a matter of time before he throws a fit and fires another round of government officials for failing to perform adequate levels of ass-kissing.
But that’s the beauty of authoritarianism, isn’t it? Blind loyalty is the only qualification that matters.
“Trump is making good on his promises!”
Which ones? The ones about “law and order”?
You mean the same Trump who:
• Pardoned violent insurrectionists who beat police officers with flagpoles?
• Freed corrupt cronies who defrauded his own supporters?
• Emptied federal prisons of some of the worst criminals in the country — many of whom have already been re-arrested or killed in a hail of bullets for committing more crimes?
But sure, let’s all pretend that other countries are “emptying their jails” into America, while the real jailbreak happened under Trump’s own pudgy little hands.
His brand of “law and order” is nothing but a pathetic strongman act, designed to protect his people while criminalizing everyone else.
“He hit the ground running!”
Yes, he sure did! Running straight into:
• Gutting government agencies, because who needs functional leadership when you can replace professionals with bootlicking sycophants?
• Firing FAA safety regulators — because nothing screams “competence” like turning airplane safety into a loyalty contest. (And what a shocking coincidence that a plane just crashed in D.C. But I’m sure that’s totally unrelated.)
• Throwing the system into convulsions, because chaos is the goal. When Trump swings his wrecking ball, it’s not about fixing anything — it’s about disempowering the vulnerable and making sure the rich and corrupt get even richer.
And who gets crushed under the weight of his circus act? The people who actually need the system to function.
• Kids in school? Screw ‘em.
• The disabled, the elderly, the poor? Not even a blip on his radar.
• The working class? Just there to clap at his rallies.
The Cult of Daddy Trump: Obedience, Submission, and Groveling Loyalty
A recent article extolling Trump doing what he said he would do to a chorus of bootlicking Neanderthals would have you believe this is about governance.
It’s not.
It’s about cult worship.
• They parade around in Trump flags like North Korean foot soldiers.
• They chant his name with hypnotized, zombie-like devotion.
• They call him “Daddy” unironically.
They want a leader to bow to. They want a vengeful, angry overlord who “punishes” their enemies — because in their minds, this isn’t about America, it’s about their own bitterness and smallness.
And what does Daddy Trump do with all this mindless, submissive loyalty? He bleeds them dry.
• He steals from his own supporters (see: Trump University, his failed charities, and his nonstop grifting).
• He treats his base like disposable ATM machines — milking them for donations while laughing at their blind devotion.
• He guts the very institutions they rely on while convincing them it’s someone else’s fault.
It would almost be tragic if it weren’t so hilariously predictable.
Final Thoughts: Welcome Back to the Clown Show
So, here we are. Trump is back, and his cultists are on their knees, practically weeping with joy, thrilled to once again be ruled by their belligerent, twice-impeached Daddy Dom.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are left to endure:
• More economic disasters,
• More blatant corruption,
• More pardoned criminals reoffending,
• More performative cruelty disguised as policy,
• More frantic bootlicking from an army of glassy-eyed Neanderthals who will never, ever admit they’ve been conned.
Congratulations, MAGA masochists. Your Daddy is back. And we all have to suffer for it.
